What's
up homies? Me, I'm just here chillin out, recovering from a crazy
weekend. I partied my ass off this whole weekend. I partied so hard
that I woke up in someone's backyard. It was fucking crazy. I just
opened my eyes, the sun is beaming on my face, and I'm laying on
the grass. I start to get up, look around, look over to the neighbor's
yard, and there is this beautiful woman, just lying there by the
pool in her bathing suit. She was smoking! I creeped over, and she
got a little scared, but I explained what happened, and that I needed
to use her phone, because I had lost mine. |
